When someone shows even the vaguest interest in me:
Me: Ah er um I’m in already in a committed relationship. With loneliness. Sorry
"so do you have a boyfriend?"
I begin to sweat, fumbling. I’m trying to shove them back into my pockets but it’s too late. thousands upon thousands of pictures of godzilla spill from my hands and into the floor, covered in kiss marks. there are so many.
In this surprising talk from TEDxCMYK, the color beige talks oatmeal, khaki, and paint swatches, and shares 6 ways we can all be less vibrant.
And we sit here eating some chicky catch and sandoozles basking in the joy that Tommy Haverford on nbcparksandrec name-dropped TED. We’ve finally made it.
(Parks and Recreation photos: NBC)
Truly an inspiring video—makes “The Last Talk” sound like Tommy Wiseau mumbling through an interview explaining his artistic vision for creating “The Room”.